I took Lily to the local cinematorium, where our passions were inflamed
by Clark Gable's reckless use of the word "Damn".
[Young Burns and Lily leave the theater, Burns covered in kisses]
We sneaked into the nearby Peabody Museum. There, under the smiling eyes
of four stuffed Eskimos, we expressed our love physically, as was the
style at the time.
[a janitor inside the eskimo exhibit watches the two make love on the
floor with glee]
-- Burns narrates love at the time, "Burns, Baby Burns"
