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• Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here. Larry
  Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet....
• Burns: Yes, I'd like to send this letter to the Prussian consulate in Siam by aeromail.
  Am I too late for the 4:30 autogyro? Kid: Uh, I better look in the manual....
• This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
  -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
  Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine!...
• Larry: We've gotta find someplace to hide. Homer: [gasps] The abandoned warehouse!
  [they enter a dilapidated warehouse] [inside, people are busily working] Home...
• Marge: What are you doing in the basement? It's like you're hiding out down here.
  Homer: Hiding out?? Pfft. Marge, you've been reading too many hideout books....
• Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
  Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
• Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
• Can't they get a pole for that sign? -- Homer seeing a hitchhiker, "Burns, Baby Bu