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• Ned: Well, if God didn't make little green apples, it's Homer Simpson!
  How long have you been here? Homer: Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life....
• This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
  -- "Burns, Baby Bu...
• Can't they get a pole for that sign? -- Homer seeing a hitchhiker, "Burns, Baby Bu
• Burns: I can't understand a word you're saying. Home
  My name is Homer Simpson! Burns: You're just babbling incoherently....
• Burns: [turning on the light] Who the devil are you?
  [Homer has painted "I am Homer Simpson" on the wall] Home...
• Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
  [points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead of stealing?...
• Homer: Hey Burns! Eat! my! shorts! Burns: Who the Sam Hill was that?
  Smithers: Why it's Homer Simpson, sir. One of the schmos from sector 7-G....
• Burns: By the way, what was the lad's name? Smithe
  Uh, Bart Simpson, sir. Burns: Who? Smithers: He's the son of Homer Simpson, sir....
• Burns: Homer Simpson? Homer: So, you finally learned my name, eh?
  Burns: [shaking head] Homer Simpson. Homer: [freaked out] I've got no time for your demented parlor games....