Marge: I want you to take Larry back to Mr. Burns right now, before you
get in a lot of trouble.
Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops
everywhere!
Marge: No excuses. Just do it.
[Homer reluctantly obeys and takes Larry upstairs]
[they walk out the house, to be spotted by Kent's air newsteam]
Kent: Of course, we'll bring you updates just as soon as they... Oh!
Wait a minute! There they are!
[Homer shreaks and both he and Larry break for Homer's car and
drive off]
Kent: Appearing in broad daylight with police everywhere, ladies and
gentlemen, there's only one word for that: idiocy.
Marge: [groans]
-- Still not tired of being wrong all the time?, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
get in a lot of trouble.
Homer: But the.. wh.. Marge! It's broad daylight and there's cops
everywhere!
Marge: No excuses. Just do it.
[Homer reluctantly obeys and takes Larry upstairs]
[they walk out the house, to be spotted by Kent's air newsteam]
Kent: Of course, we'll bring you updates just as soon as they... Oh!
Wait a minute! There they are!
[Homer shreaks and both he and Larry break for Homer's car and
drive off]
Kent: Appearing in broad daylight with police everywhere, ladies and
gentlemen, there's only one word for that: idiocy.
Marge: [groans]
-- Still not tired of being wrong all the time?, "Burns,
Baby Burns"
Related:
- Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair... - Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he
loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right... - Jay: Two to two. Well, Homer, it all comes down to you.
Homer: "Football in the Groin". "Football in the Groin"... - Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie!
Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart] ... - Burns: Ahoy-hoy?
Homer: [speaking through a kazoo] Hello,
Mr. Burns. This is the kidnapper. Do you miss... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater,
where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson...
