Larry: We've Gotta Find Someplace To Hide. Homer: [gasps] The Abandoned Warehouse!
Larry: We've gotta find someplace to hide.
Homer: [gasps] The abandoned warehouse!
[they enter a dilapidated warehouse]
[inside, people are busily working]
Homer: D'oh! Stupid economic recovery!
-- "Burns, Baby Burns"
This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
-- "Burns, Baby Bu...
Larry: Sheesh, Dad and I, we started out great. But now it's falling apart like a Chinese motorcycle.
Homer: It's so unfair. You're everything a dad could hope for....
Bo Derek: [v.o.] Drive faster, Grandma! Grandma's gaining on us!
-- Homer and Larry watch "Too Many Grandmas," "Burns, Baby Bu...
Homer: Larry, there's only one sure way to make him realize how much he loves you.
And that is a phony kidnapping. Larry: Yeah, right....
Homer: [chuckles] They'll never look for us here. Larry
Yeah. This place is emptier than a Scottish pay toilet....
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
Can't they get a pole for that sign? -- Homer seeing a hitchhiker, "Burns, Baby Bu
Larry: Hey, I'm looking for this guy. [shows an old picture of Burns] Anyone know who he is?
Bart: Yeah, sure, we know him. That's Mr. Burns....
Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows....