Wiggum: Don't Be A Fool, Simpson! Let The Kid Go! Bu
Wiggum: Don't be a fool, Simpson! Let the kid go!
Burns: [through amplifier] The negotiations have failed. Shoot him!
-- Hostage negociation subliminal tapes at work, "Burns,
This is Kent Brockman, live from the Aztec theater, where police have learned that kidnapper Homer Simpson and hostage Larry Burns are inside, talking loudly.
-- "Burns, Baby Bu...
Burns: Well, son, delighted to have met you. It's good to know that.
.. there's another kidney out there for me. Larry...
Twenty of the suckiest minutes of my life. -- Homer Simpson Burns, Baby Bu
Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie! Bart: No, Dad!
Shoot your way out! Marge: [grunts at Bart] [On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is shot quite graphically through various parts of the body....
Burns: And what's your name? Homer: Homer Simpson, sir.
Burns: Simpson, eh? I'm Monty Burns. -- Pleased to meet you, again, "When Flanders Failed...
Burns: OK, let's make this sporting, Leonard. If you can tell me why I shouldn't fire you without using the letter "E", you can keep your job.
Lenny: Uh, OK. Um, I'm a good...work...guy -- Bu...
Let them have their tar-tar sauce! -- Burns implements Homer's plan, "Simpson and Delilah
Wiggum: [gasping, panting] No...no! Wait a minute -- [tries breathing] Bronchial tubes clearing.
..asthma disappearing! Acne remains, but....
Burns: You, Foodbag. Do you have a son? Homer: Yes, sir, I do.
Burns: And is he a constant disappointment? Does he bring home nitwits and make you talk to them?...