Marge: Oh, give yourself up, Homie!
Bart: No, Dad! Shoot your way out!
Marge: [grunts at Bart]
[On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is
shot quite graphically through various parts of the body.]
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Kent: A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible
outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how
it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of
baseballs.
Lisa: We've gotta go down there and help Dad!
[they walk out]
[Only heard on TV, Homer is pelted with a barrage of baseballs]
Homer: Ouch! Oooch! Eeech! Ouch! Oooch! [whining] Oh, stop it!
-- More delightful excerpts from the minds of Channel 6
news, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Bart: No, Dad! Shoot your way out!
Marge: [grunts at Bart]
[On TV, Homer barges through some doors in the theater, and is
shot quite graphically through various parts of the body.]
All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
Kent: A bloody end for Homer Simpson... is just one of several possible
outcomes according to our computer simulation. Now, here's how
it would look if the police killed him with a barrage of
baseballs.
Lisa: We've gotta go down there and help Dad!
[they walk out]
[Only heard on TV, Homer is pelted with a barrage of baseballs]
Homer: Ouch! Oooch! Eeech! Ouch! Oooch! [whining] Oh, stop it!
-- More delightful excerpts from the minds of Channel 6
news, "Burns, Baby Burns"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her
to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa.... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but.... - Marge: I must say, Mr. Burns is being awfully inconsiderate -- selfish,
even.
[Bart and Lisa walk in] Bart: Burns needs some serious boostafazoo, right Dad?... - Lisa: [on phone] Oh no, that's awful, Mr. Puente. What?
Oh, he owns the nuclear power plant. Yeah, I'd like to settle his hash too.... - Burns: Just sign here, and your son will stand to inherit my entire
estate.
Homer: Woo hoo! We're rich! Bart, get over to the mansion and open up all the windows.... - Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed.
George
N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors.... - Homer: [snores]
Bart: Look alive, Simpson, I'm not paying you to goldbrick.
Homer: [wakes up] Uh... Yes sir. Bart: Now get cracking on my long division, and don't forget to show your work, Simpson.... - Bart: Wow, Mom, I never pictured you as any kind of authority figure
before.
Homer: Marge, I want you to take care of yourself out there....
