Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote. [laughing] All right, now you tell one.
Selma: Well, not much happens to me. But I once had dinner with a movie
star, and it was the most wonderful night of my life.
Troy: Really? Who was it, George Segal? I hear he plays the banjo.
-- Watched him in "The Babysitter", too,
"A Fish Called Selma"
funnier anecdote. [laughing] All right, now you tell one.
Selma: Well, not much happens to me. But I once had dinner with a movie
star, and it was the most wonderful night of my life.
Troy: Really? Who was it, George Segal? I hear he plays the banjo.
-- Watched him in "The Babysitter", too,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure?
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry...
