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• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: Are you gay? Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
  No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one so unbelievable that it must be hidden from the public at all cost....
• Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a funnier anecdote.
  [laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well, not much happens to me....
• Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made some movies about WW II.
  Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy...
• Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
  Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
• Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
  .. each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up kissing him on the cheek] Selma...
• TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon, Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film
  The Muppets Go Medieval". Troy: Oh Princess Fair, wilst thou grant me thine dainty hoof in marriage?...
• Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say, I wouldn't be here without the support of a very special lady
  my always outrageous fiancee Selma. Take a bow, sugar beet!...