Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from
scratching my butt all day.
Being a huge movie star must be good too. What are you working
Troy: I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. You know, it's a lot
cheaper than _going_ to the movies.
-- But it's just not the same, "A Fish Called Selma"