Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from
scratching my butt all day.
[clears throat]
Being a huge movie star must be good too. What are you working
on now?
Troy: I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. You know, it's a lot
cheaper than _going_ to the movies.
-- But it's just not the same, "A Fish Called Selma"
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from
scratching my butt all day.
[clears throat]
Being a huge movie star must be good too. What are you working
on now?
Troy: I've been reading a lot of scripts lately. You know, it's a lot
cheaper than _going_ to the movies.
-- But it's just not the same, "A Fish Called Selma"
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