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• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
  Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!...
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
• phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
  .. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
• ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his dreams.
  We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in the Backfield"....