Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain. I had a
pretty good time.
Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too. You need a ride, somewhere...
Reporter: Hey, get a load of this: Troy McClure and what looks like a
date!
[many reporters gather and take pictures]
Troy: Here you go, boys: a little something for page one.
[kisses Selma on the cheek]
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
pretty good time.
Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too. You need a ride, somewhere...
Reporter: Hey, get a load of this: Troy McClure and what looks like a
date!
[many reporters gather and take pictures]
Troy: Here you go, boys: a little something for page one.
[kisses Selma on the cheek]
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss.
each other. [as Troy turns himself to smile... - Troy: [drunk] Yeah, it's a good idea, Homer, but they've already made
some movies about WW II.
Homer: Ah, hell... Well, what about Dracula? Troy... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Troy: Thank you, it's great to be back. I just want to say,
I wouldn't be here without the support of a...
From the same category:
- Larry: Ah, Pop, don't get me wrong; it's great to be here.
But how's a guy like you wind up with a son... - Belle: [through intercom] Who is it?
Ned: Uh, it's an angry mob,
ma'am. Could you step outside for a twinkle... - Bart eats a candy bar]
Homer: Kids, your daddy and his daddy are involved in a very sticky,
nutty, chewy, chocolatey -- put it away, boy! -- situation... - Yeah, right, lady: an elephant ran through your front yard.
OK. [goes to another line] Wiggum...yeah, right, mister... - Marge: Homer, I'd like to talk to you.
Homer: But then I won't be watching TV!
"Itchy and Scratchy: The...
