Rev.: I now pronounce you husband and wife, you may now kiss... each
other.
[as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up
kissing him on the cheek]
Selma: This is the best day of my life.
Troy: It's a good day for me too, baby. Now smile, we're gonna be on
every newstand in the country!
-- That's what I meant too, "A Fish Called Selma"
other.
[as Troy turns himself to smile to the cameras, Selma ends up
kissing him on the cheek]
Selma: This is the best day of my life.
Troy: It's a good day for me too, baby. Now smile, we're gonna be on
every newstand in the country!
-- That's what I meant too, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress... - Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier,
take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful... - TV: "Movie For A Rained-Out Ballgame" now returns to Dyan Cannon,
Troy McClure, and the Muppets in the 1977 film: "The... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From... - phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the...
From the same category:
- Oh, sure, like lawyers work in big skyscrapers and have secretaries.
Look at him! He's wearing a belt. [wistfully] That's... - Brodka: I thought I told you, don't return for busted merchandise!
Homer: What are you doing to my son? Brodka: I'm afraid... - Ah, Homer Simpson, at last we meet.
-- Monty Burns' famous words,
"Homer's... - Marge: Somebody stop the fight! Where's the doctor?
[guess who's the fight doctor?] Dr. Riviera: Kill him... - Todd: [watches `Gomer Pyle' on television]
Ned: Is this <all> he watches?
Maude: Well, he used to watch `Davey and Goliath',...
