Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful! John Law tells me
I might need to wear these glasses.
Selma: You? [giggle] Nonsense! You're Troy McClure! I remember you from
such films as "Meet Joe Blow" and "Give My Remains to Broadway".
Stars like you don't need glasses.
[Troy smiles suggestively at Selma, who smiles back at him]
Patty: Yech!
-- That's still some improvement over Barney,
"A Fish Called Selma"
I might need to wear these glasses.
Selma: You? [giggle] Nonsense! You're Troy McClure! I remember you from
such films as "Meet Joe Blow" and "Give My Remains to Broadway".
Stars like you don't need glasses.
[Troy smiles suggestively at Selma, who smiles back at him]
Patty: Yech!
-- That's still some improvement over Barney,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Selma: Er... come here, tiger!
Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next]
Selma:
Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses.
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
[Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm... - Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure? Troy: You bet! From...
