[phone rings]
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
Parker: The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And _you_ are
starring... as the human.
Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
-- He does look like a human, too, "A Fish Called Selma"
Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of... Planet of the Apes?
Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?
Parker: The brand-new multimillion dollar musical. And _you_ are
starring... as the human.
Troy: It's the part I was born to play, baby!
-- He does look like a human, too, "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic,
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - Parker: Troy, my man, it's MacArthur Parker.
Troy:
MacArthur Parker the agent? MacArthur Parker _my_ agent... - Parker: Okay, then get this: I think they want you to play McBain's
sidekick in.
brace yourself, the new McBain movie! Troy: McBain's... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Troy: [laughing] That's too funny! I can't remember when I've heard a
funnier anecdote.
[laughing] All right, now you tell one. Selma: Well... - Troy: Yeah, in a minute... darling.
[hangs up]
Well,
she may be helping my career, but she's starting to... - Selma: Having a child? That's a big step.
Troy: You bet it is,
think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, ...
