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• Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy McClure?
  Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie star, he could be dating washed-up supermodels....
• Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
  [Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm seeing stars here!...
• Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
  This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders, newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned down the supporting lead in McBain IV to direct and star in his own pet projec
  The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel....
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...
• Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather?
  Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure....
• Wiggum: License please? [Troy hands his license] Says here you need corrective lenses.
  Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't ask a handsome man like me to wear glasses?...