ET Man: '70s leading man Troy McClure has finally met the woman of his
dreams. We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy
from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in
the Backfield".
[clip of Troy as a football player]
[he catches the ball, backs up, and then his arm breaks off]
Lori: [laughs, then stops brutally] With his high-profile romance,
Troy's managed to shake the rumors that have dogged his carrer.
And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for
some very choice roles.
ET Man: Looks like you were wrong when you called him a washed-up
deviant, eh Lori? [chuckles] All right...
-- Entertainment Tonight, no worse than usual,
"A Fish Called Selma"
dreams. We may rememb... woman? Huh, okay! We may remember Troy
from such films as "The Verdict Was Mail Fraud", and "Leper in
the Backfield".
[clip of Troy as a football player]
[he catches the ball, backs up, and then his arm breaks off]
Lori: [laughs, then stops brutally] With his high-profile romance,
Troy's managed to shake the rumors that have dogged his carrer.
And with news of his upcoming wedding, rumor has it he's up for
some very choice roles.
ET Man: Looks like you were wrong when you called him a washed-up
deviant, eh Lori? [chuckles] All right...
-- Entertainment Tonight, no worse than usual,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Lenny: Hey, Homer, isn't this your sister-in-law on a date with Troy
McClure
Homer: Pft... Troy McClure. He's a washed-up movie... - Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car
[Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - In a bold move that has stunned Hollywood insiders
newly-divorced comeback-kid Troy McClure has turned... - ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic
Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker... - Bart: Why'd they make that one muppet out of leather
Marge: That's not a leather muppet, that's Troy McClure... - Wiggum: License please?
[Troy hands his license]
Says here you need corrective lenses
Put those glasses on, Mister. Troy: You wouldn't...
