ET Man: Tonight, All Hollywood's Wondering Who'll Be Chosen To Co-star In The Big New McBain Pic, Mc Bain IV

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ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star
in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV: Fatal Discharge.
[phone rings]
Parker: Oh, you're watching?
Troy: Mac, you gotta get me that part!
Parker: I will, but you gotta do something for me; problem is the big
parts these days are all going to family men.
Troy: But I already got married!
Parker: Yeah, for a role like this, you gotta pour it on. You and your,
er, wife have gotta have a baby.
Troy: A baby, eh? What do I do?
Parker: I'll send you over a pamphlet. Listen, you can't buy that kind
of P.R., but you can get it for nothing by having a baby,
which, by the way, your insurance will cover, except for the
deductible which I'll reimburse you for if you get the part
which you will if you have a baby.
Troy: C'est Troi Bien!
Parker: Okay. Now listen, let's talk baby names. You can't use Montana,
Dakota or Florida, they're taken...
Troy: Hmm... Oregon?
Parker: Oh, Pacific North-West, very hot.
-- "A Fish Called Selma"