Troy: My Good Looks Paid For That Pool, And My Talent Filled It With Water.

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Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel
Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
Troy: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
Lisa: Uh-huh...
-- The fascinating story of Troy McClure,
"A Fish Called Selma"