Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel
Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
Troy: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
Lisa: Uh-huh...
-- The fascinating story of Troy McClure,
"A Fish Called Selma"
water. Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle.
Lisa: Hi. I remember you from such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel
Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll.
Troy: You know, I was one of the first to speak out against horseplay.
Lisa: Uh-huh...
-- The fascinating story of Troy McClure,
"A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Wiggum: All right, Captain Rush-Rush, out of the car!
[Troy slams the DeLorean's door in his face] Ow, I'm... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired]... - Troy: Hello, I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such movies as
`Cry,
Yuma' and `Here Comes the Coast Guard'! But today... - Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of
you.
Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars... - Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Troy: Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public
service videos as "Designated Drivers:
The Lifesaving Nerds" and "Phony Tornado Alarms...
