Selma: Hmm... It Is Probably My Last Chance To Be A Mommy.
Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?
Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females, and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry.
Troy: Hmm... [looks at the article] Hey... [dials] Hello, Selma Bouvier?...
Selma: Having a child? That's a big step. Troy: You bet it is, think what it'll mean!
Not just the McBain movie, but maybe my own fragrance...
Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
-- Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called Selma...
Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
[points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartende...
Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star like you is up there somewhere.
Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere] Selma...
Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier, take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful wedded husband?
Selma: I already told you, yes. Rev.: If anyone here knows why this couple should not be wed in holy matrimony, let him speak now or forever hold his peace....