Selma: Hmm... It is probably my last chance to be a mommy.
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?
Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Waiter: Cigarette, Mrs. McClure?
Troy: You bet! From now on, she's smoking for two!
-- "A Fish Called Selma"
Related:
- Parker: And listen, you keep getting seen in public with human females,
and I can get you work in the _entertainment_ industry... - Selma: Having a child? That's a big step.
Troy: You bet it is,
think what it'll mean! Not just the McBain movie, ... - Troy McClure's a perfect gentleman, like Bing Crosby or JFK.
Now who's being naive, Marge?, "A Fish Called... - Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses,
and read the top line? [points to an eye chart]... - Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
John Law tells me I might need to wear these... - Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with
water.
Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi.... - Parker: Hey sleep is for has-beens, my friend, and you're about to
have a very crowded schedule.
This marriage scam is paying off big time. Bartender... - Selma: All these celebrities on the walls; I'm just know a big star
like you is up there somewhere.
Troy: Uh, yes, I'm over there... [vaguely points somewhere]... - Rev.: And do you, Selma Bouvier Terwilliger Bouvier,
take the fabulous Troy McClure to be your lawful...
