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• Selma: Now, Mr. McClure, would you like to take off those glasses, and read the top line?
  [points to an eye chart] Troy: Err... W... 7... star....
• Troy: So, working at the DMV must be very interesting.
  Selma: Well, uh... I think I'm getting Repetitive Stress Disorder from scratching my butt all day....
• Troy: [surprised in disgust] Uh... Hello, beautiful!
  John Law tells me I might need to wear these glasses....
• phone rings] Parker: Troy! Mac Parker. Ever hear of.
  .. Planet of the Apes? Troy: Uh... the movie or the planet?...
• Troy: My good looks paid for that pool, and my talent filled it with water.
  Hi, I'm Troy McClure, your future uncle. Lisa: Hi....
• Selma: Er... come here, tiger! Troy: [growls, but doesn't know what to do next] Selma
  Mmm... would you like some wine? Troy: Yes! [comes and drinks both his and Selma's glasses] [goes back to the door] [growls] Selma...
• Selma: You know, smoke actually smells good when it's coming out of you.
  .. Oh, I'm all out. Troy: Here, try one of my cigars....
• Selma: Well, thanks for holding up your end of the bargain.
  I had a pretty good time. Troy: [sounding tired] Yeah, me too....
• ET Man: Tonight, all Hollywood's wondering who'll be chosen to co-star in the big new McBain pic, Mc Bain IV
  Fatal Discharge. [phone rings] Parker: Oh, you're watching?...