Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big. Whatever happened
to Sideshow Bob?
Lisa: Don't you remember Dad?
[flash to quick scenes of each]
He framed Krusty, he tried to kill Aunt Selma, he rigged an
election.
Bart: And he tried to murder me.
Homer: [in present] Oh yeah. But what I'll mainly remember is the
laughter.
-- Joy through selective memory,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big. Whatever happened
to Sideshow Bob?
Lisa: Don't you remember Dad?
[flash to quick scenes of each]
He framed Krusty, he tried to kill Aunt Selma, he rigged an
election.
Bart: And he tried to murder me.
Homer: [in present] Oh yeah. But what I'll mainly remember is the
laughter.
-- Joy through selective memory,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and... - Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is... - Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob:
[on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams... - Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart-
killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing... - You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried... - Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing... - Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone.
So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program...
From the same category:
- That's it... That's it... Come closer... [gobbles a power pellet]
Muhahaha!
Ironic isn't it. The hunter has become the hunted... - Marge: {I got a report on a domestic disturbance at this address.}
Skinner:
{Yes, indeed there is. There's an inflatable bath... - Homer: "Carpal tunnel syndrome"...no.
"Lumber lung".
no. "Juggler's despair"...no. "Achy breaky... - Homer: Ned Flanders, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish
to the eyes of others.
Ned: Well howdy, Homer! [partition slides up] Ooh... - McAllister: Arr, matey. Nary a warning light to be seen.
'Tis clear sailing ahead for our precious cargo...
