Patty: Aunt Selma Has This Crazy Obsession About Not Dying Alone.

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Patty: Aunt Selma has this crazy obsession about not dying alone.
So in desperation, she joined this prison pen-pal program.
Her new sweetie's a jailbird.
Bart: Coooool! He can teach us how to kill a man with a lunchtray!
-- "The Return of Sideshow Bob"