Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick. In 1990 he
framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail.
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: When he got out, he married Aunt Selma and tried to murder her.
Homer: Oh, Side_show_ Bob.
-- Placing the emphasis carefully,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
framed Krusty for armed robbery and Bart got him put in jail.
Homer: Uh huh.
Lisa: When he got out, he married Aunt Selma and tried to murder her.
Homer: Oh, Side_show_ Bob.
-- Placing the emphasis carefully,
"Sideshow Bob Roberts"
Related:
- Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big.... - Homer: [looks at ballot information] Hmm...I don't agree with his Bart-
killing policy, but I do approve of his Selma-killing policy.
[votes for Bob] Krusty: Well, he framed me for armed robbery, but man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut.... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole
lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?... - Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today.
But instead, we've got the next best thing!... - Lisa: Bart, your mortal enemy is on the radio! [turns it on]
Marty
It's time for more deeee-mentia with Dr. Demento. Ba... - Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier.... - Lisa: He's getting away! [gets covered by the blimp]
Hapablap
Oh...not the Harrier! We've got a war tomorrow. Bob... - Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt! Marge: Homer, this is serious!...
