Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!

Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt!
Marge: Homer, this is serious!
Homer: Oh, it is not.
-- "Cape Feare"

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