Homer: [cracks A Beer] Ahh! Bart: Mom, Dad, I Saw Sideshow Bob And He Threatened To Kill Me!
Homer: [cracks a beer] Ahh!
Bart: Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob and he threatened to kill me!
Homer: Bart, don't interrupt!
Marge: Homer, this is serious!
Homer: Oh, it is not.
-- "Cape Feare"
Oh my God, someone's trying to kill me! Oh wait, it's for Bart.
-- Homer Simpson Cape Feare...
Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob! Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. Bob...
Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie.
And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm] Marge...
Bart: Dad! Help! Marge: [screams] Ahh! Homer: Hang on, Boy!
Daddy's coming to save you! [rolls over the tire trap and blows all the tires] D'oh!...
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....
Homer: Hey kids, wanna drive through that cactus patch?
Bart: Yeah! Lisa: Yeah! Bob: [disguising his voice from under the car] No!...
Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow] Lisa
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba...
Bart: Dad...we've been robbed! Lisa: Wake up, Dad, wake up!
There was a burglar and he took my saxophone!...
Homer: OK, so we can't go over the fence. Marge: I feel so helpless.
What if something happens to them? Homer: I'm sure they're fine, honey....