Krusty: Kids...Itchy and Scratchy can't be here today. But instead,
we've got the next best thing! It's the Stingy and Battery
show! They bite. And light. And bite and light and...yatta,
yatta, you know what I'm talking about.
Bart: You can't kill Krusty: he made you what you are. Without him,
you wouldn't even be called Sideshow!
Bob: Grrrr.
Krusty: [hears noise, stops singing] What the hell is that, a lawnmower?
[looks out window, sees plane]
Yiaaah!
Bart: Get out of the way, Krusty!
-- Portrait of a clown's mortality,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
we've got the next best thing! It's the Stingy and Battery
show! They bite. And light. And bite and light and...yatta,
yatta, you know what I'm talking about.
Bart: You can't kill Krusty: he made you what you are. Without him,
you wouldn't even be called Sideshow!
Bob: Grrrr.
Krusty: [hears noise, stops singing] What the hell is that, a lawnmower?
[looks out window, sees plane]
Yiaaah!
Bart: Get out of the way, Krusty!
-- Portrait of a clown's mortality,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
Related:
- Krusty: Get out! Don't come back 'til you fix "Itchy & Scratchy"!
[Myers walks out, slamming Krusty's office door so hard that it comes of the hinges, shattering the window.... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams Sideshow Bob's foot with a mallet] Sideshow Bob... - Homer: Now you Boy!
Bart: [scared] Oh.
[plane approaches cops standing on their cars]
You can't escape Bob.
If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will.... - Bob: [high-pitched] All Springfield trembles before the might of
Sideshow Bob!
Blasted helium! Shoo...shoo...shoo. [normal voice] Ha ha, that's better!... - Bart: [laughing at I&S] You know, this isn't so bad.
I'll just spend the summer getting better acquainted with an old friend called television.... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown College.... - Krusty: What is the freaking holdup?
Bob: Die, Krusty, Die!
-- Slow-motion kamikaze, "Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming... - Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married, I'm keeping my own name.
Oh, no, that should probably be "If I choose to get married.... - Sideshow Bob: So what's on your mind, Bart? Is it that other children
don't accept you?
Bart: Sure, Sideshow Bob, but that doesn't bother me....
