Bart: [gasps] Sideshow Bob!
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob: [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention
from all the big noises and shiny things. But something's been
troubling me lately: television! Wouldn't our lives be so much
richer if television were done away with?
Moe: What?!
Hibbert: [scoffs] Surely he's not talking about VH-1.
Bob: Why, we could revive the lost arts of conversation...and
scrimshaw. Thus I submit to you we abolish television,
permanently!
Homer: Go back to Massachusetts, pinko!
Bob: Oh, and one more thing. I've...stolen a nuclear weapon. If
you do not rid this city of television within two hours, I will
detonate it. Farewell.
-- Bob's evil parting words,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
[everyone gasps and screams]
Bob: [on TV] Hello, Springfield. Sorry to divert your attention
from all the big noises and shiny things. But something's been
troubling me lately: television! Wouldn't our lives be so much
richer if television were done away with?
Moe: What?!
Hibbert: [scoffs] Surely he's not talking about VH-1.
Bob: Why, we could revive the lost arts of conversation...and
scrimshaw. Thus I submit to you we abolish television,
permanently!
Homer: Go back to Massachusetts, pinko!
Bob: Oh, and one more thing. I've...stolen a nuclear weapon. If
you do not rid this city of television within two hours, I will
detonate it. Farewell.
-- Bob's evil parting words,
"Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming"
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Wiggum: [cuffing Bob] Got ya, ha ha, you...TV-hating... - Hapablap: Bob is not here. We have searched every square inch of this
base and all we have found is porno,
porno, porno! Quimby: We have only twenty minutes... - Bart: Attention, fellow children! Krusty didn't rob that store!
Sideshow Bob framed him, and I got proof! [whams... - Barlow: All right, my friends, let's go to the phones.
First up is Bob from South Springfield. Welcome... - Bart+Lisa: Aah! Sideshow Bob!
Bart: _You_ wrote me those letters.
Marge: You awful man! Stay away from my son. ... - Bob: Only _I_ could have executed such a masterpiece of electoral
fraud.
And I have the records to prove it! Here, just look... - Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because... - Bob: Enough! Lies, lies, lies! I did it! I did it all!
[everyone gasps] There. Bart: We want the truth...
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Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Luigi: Go ahead-a, Bart, take-a the Bonestorm.
Mario:
The store, she's so rich. She'll-a never notice. ... - Marge: Mother Simpson, we'd like to ask you a few questions about your
past.
Grandma: Can't reminisce, sleeping. [snores] Bart... - Bart: Is Mister Freely there?
Moe: Who?
Bart: Freely,
first initials I. P. Moe: Hold on, I'll check. Uh... - Shary: [with bags] I believe my work here is done.
Marge: Thank you for everything Bart+Lisa: We'll miss...
