You Tried To Kill Me. I Want A Separation.
You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob,
"The Return of Sideshow Bob"
Sideshow Bob: [rubbing Selma's feet] [quietly] Soon I will kill you.
.. Selma: What? Sideshow Bob: Son pied sont il beau....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, I don't know what to say... Selma
Just tell me you like McGyver. Sideshow Bob: Very well, I....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, will you marry me? Bart: Don't be a fool, Aunt Selma!
That man is scum! Selma: Then call me Mrs. Scum! -- "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
Kissing you would be like kissing some divine ashtray.
-- Sideshow Bob to his new love Selma, "The Return of Sideshow Bob...
I just hope people don't think I'm marrying you for your money.
Instead of your... less tangible qualities....
Homer: I hate all the programs Marge likes, but it's no big deal.
You know why? Selma: No. Sideshow Bob: Go on....
Sideshow Bob: Selma, would you mind if I did something bold and shocking in front of your family?
Selma: All right. But no tongues. [removes her cigarette and puckers up] Sideshow Bob...
Selma: That McGyver's a genius. Sideshow Bob: First of all, he's not a genius.
He's an actor. And second, he's not <much> of an actor....
Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big....