Krusty: What have you been doing with yourself, Bob?
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you
for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier. Let's
see...I rigged the mayoral elections, I tried to blow up
Springfield with a nuclear device, and I tried to kill you.
Krusty: Oh, yeah.
Bob: And, whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder
Bart Simpson.
-- Thank you,
exposition boy! "The Brother From Another Series"
Bob: Well, Krusty, as you may remember, after I tried to frame you
for armed robbery, I tried to murder Selma Bouvier. Let's
see...I rigged the mayoral elections, I tried to blow up
Springfield with a nuclear device, and I tried to kill you.
Krusty: Oh, yeah.
Bob: And, whenever I could find a spare moment, I've tried to murder
Bart Simpson.
-- Thank you,
exposition boy! "The Brother From Another Series"
Related:
- Bart: Aw, just think, Lis: that's _our_ pickle brine burning Sideshow
Mel.
Homer: Pfft. That Sideshow Mel think's he's so big... - You tried to kill me. I want a separation.
-- Selma to her husband of nary a few days Sideshow Bob,
"The Return of Sideshow... - Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled,
he tried everything to stay on the air. Here's... - Lisa: Sideshow Bob used to be Krusty the Klown's sidekick.
In 1990 he framed Krusty for armed robbery and... - I tried ordering you, I tried punishing you, and God help me,
I even tried reasoning with you. -- Homer, "Bart... - Cecil: I forgot to mention, I'm planning to blow up the dam with you
inside.
Bob: Well, obviously. -- "The Brother From Another... - Bob: Well, I suppose I should ask you what you do if I'm to be
working with you.
Cecil: _For_ me, Bob. _For_ me. I am Springfield's... - Cecil: I'm framing you and I'm doing a really excellent job,
too. Bob: Wait a minute. This is all because I got... - Bob: You...you saved my life.
Bart: Yeah. I guess that means you can't ever try to kill me again!
Bob: [sinister music] Oh, I don't know about that....
From the same category:
- Homer: That tree's been in Springfield since the time of our
forefathers.
Give it back or we'll bust in there and take it! Homer2... - Homer: What's the matter, Moe?
Moe: Oh, business is slow.
People today are healthier and drinking less... - Hibbert: Well, sir, Homer's illness was either caused by ingesting
spoiled food,
or, heh heh, some sort of voodoo curse. Patty: Hey... - Lisa: So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
Homer: Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that... - a ghostly Moe materializes behind the bar]
Moe: So,
what'll it be, Homer? Homer: Moe...gimme a beer! ...
