Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared:
Groundskeeper Willy!
Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God! Bart, Groundskeeper Willy was in my
nightmare too! [holds open hand] But he got me with hedge
clippers.
[her hair is missing two spikes]
Nelson: [gleaming] He ran his floor buffer over me.
Skinner: [walking up, chuckling] Children, I couldn't help monitoring
your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he --
simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about
this bizarre cover-up.
-- Exit Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
was, it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared:
Groundskeeper Willy!
Lisa: [gasps] Oh my God! Bart, Groundskeeper Willy was in my
nightmare too! [holds open hand] But he got me with hedge
clippers.
[her hair is missing two spikes]
Nelson: [gleaming] He ran his floor buffer over me.
Skinner: [walking up, chuckling] Children, I couldn't help monitoring
your conversation. There's no mystery about Willy. Why, he --
simply disappeared. Now, let's have no more curiosity about
this bizarre cover-up.
-- Exit Skinner, "Treehouse of Horror VI"
Related:
- Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dreams:
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty... - Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay! [burning Willy tries to escape... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - a chainsaw noise is heard]
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little -- [thinking] No, no... - Lisa: I don't know, Bart. Something tells me Willy's still out there,
and that he could come back at any time in any form... - Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and... - Doris: OK, I got your German grub right here.
[serves Bart,
who eats, and walks away] Lisa: Bart, does it strike...
