[a chainsaw noise is heard]
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little --
[thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going
to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis!
Bart: What's haggis?
Willy: [gasps] Boy...you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
Bart: You mean "Shining".
Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued?
Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that...Shin of
yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading
my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
-- For thinking about haggis, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him! [raises a huge
bone of meat]
[Bart gasps]
[tears meat off the bone] I 'ate his little face, I 'ate his
guts, and I 'ate the way he's always barkin'!...
