[a chainsaw noise is heard]
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little --
[thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going
to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis!
Bart: What's haggis?
Willy: [gasps] Boy...you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
Bart: You mean "Shining".
Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued?
Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that...Shin of
yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading
my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
-- For thinking about haggis, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Bart: Hey! I found a shortcut through your hedge maze.
Willy: Why you little --
[thinking] No, no, go easy on the wee one. His father's going
to go crazy and chop 'em all into haggis!
Bart: What's haggis?
Willy: [gasps] Boy...you read my thoughts! You've got the Shinning.
Bart: You mean "Shining".
Willy: [sotto voce] Shh! You want to get sued?
Now look, boy: if your Dad goes gaga, you just use that...Shin of
yours to call me and I'll come a running. But don't be reading
my mind between four and five. That's Willy's time!
-- For thinking about haggis, "Treehouse of Horror V"
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to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches... - Willy: {Spill it! Where's your brother?}
Skinner: {You'd better answer him,
Lisa. He's a bad man. [Lisa giggles] ... - Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dreams:
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: There is just no pleasing a girl like that! [musses hair] All
that unnecessary behaving.
[smears dirt on himself] I'm all tense through... - Jessica: Hi.
Bart: Uh, we should get to class.
Jessica:
What's the hurry? Bart: We could get in trouble... - Willy: Yeah, I bought your mutt. And I 'ate him!
[raises a huge bone of meat] [Bart... - Bart: OK, boy: catch the frisbee.
[SLH does so]
Good catch,
boy! SLH: [taking the frisbee from his mouth] Thanks...
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- Grandma: [singing] How many roads must a man walk down before you can
call him a man?
Homer: Seven! Lisa: No, Dad, it's a rhetorical question... - Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill... - Lisa: Mom! Dad! Bart and Stampy are gone!
Marge: Oh my Lord!
Lisa: I bet it's 'cause of that horrible ivory dealer... - Dear Edna,
Your photo took my breath away. Truly yours is a butt that won't quit.
Yesterday morning, I put your picture up in my garage... - Lenny: Quitting time!
Carl: Let's go, Homer. On the way home,
we're stopping at Moe's for a Zima. Homer: Er...
