Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
[burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off]
Skinner: Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, _free_
service of the fire department --
[burning Willy tries to use the fire extinguisher, but it's
[he breaks out of the furnace room and runs into the
Willy: Help! Please help me!
Skinner: [reproachful] Willy, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Mr. VH: Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in
advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in
[Willy explodes into flame and screams for a few seconds]
[the parents turn to watch]
Willy: [a mere skeleton] You'll pay for this...with your children's
Wiggum: Oh, right. How are you going to get them? Skeleton power?
Willy: I'll strike where you canna protect them -- in their dreams!
-- The smouldering skeleton speaks,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"