Skinner: Our next budget item: $12 for doorknob repair.
Parents: Nay!
[burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off]
Skinner: Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, _free_
service of the fire department --
Parents: Nay!
Homer: Nay.
[burning Willy tries to use the fire extinguisher, but it's
empty]
[he breaks out of the furnace room and runs into the
classroom]
Willy: Help! Please help me!
Skinner: [reproachful] Willy, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Mr. VH: Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in
advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in
one day.
[Willy explodes into flame and screams for a few seconds]
[the parents turn to watch]
Willy: [a mere skeleton] You'll pay for this...with your children's
blood!
Wiggum: Oh, right. How are you going to get them? Skeleton power?
Willy: I'll strike where you canna protect them -- in their dreams!
-- The smouldering skeleton speaks,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
Parents: Nay!
[burning Willy tries to escape, but the doorknob falls off]
Skinner: Recharge fire extinguishers? Now, this is a, uh, _free_
service of the fire department --
Parents: Nay!
Homer: Nay.
[burning Willy tries to use the fire extinguisher, but it's
empty]
[he breaks out of the furnace room and runs into the
classroom]
Willy: Help! Please help me!
Skinner: [reproachful] Willy, please! Mr. Van Houten has the floor.
Mr. VH: Er, I, for one, would like to see the cafeteria menus in
advance so parents can adjust their dinner menus accordingly.
I don't like the idea of Milhouse having two spaghetti meals in
one day.
[Willy explodes into flame and screams for a few seconds]
[the parents turn to watch]
Willy: [a mere skeleton] You'll pay for this...with your children's
blood!
Wiggum: Oh, right. How are you going to get them? Skeleton power?
Willy: I'll strike where you canna protect them -- in their dreams!
-- The smouldering skeleton speaks,
"Treehouse of Horror VI"
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four gerbil,
uh, Superdude, lost his life. I need you to air ... - Bart: And then he raked me across the chest! And the weirdest thing
was,
it was that school janitor who mysteriously disappeared... - Willy: I'm telling ye, I could nay have shot Burns.
[uncrosses, then recrosses, his legs; everyone groans]... - Bart: [sighs with relief] Willy's gone for good. Now I can get back
to my normal dreams:
me and Krusty winning the Super Bowl! [Krusty... - Martin: I am the wondrous wizard of Latin! I am a dervish of declension
and a conjurer of conjugation,
with a million hit points and maximum charisma... - Willy: See you in hell, you wingless bloodsuckers.
[lots of little screams are heard as the clothes burn]
Skinner:
What kind of parents would permit such a lapse in scalpal... - Skinner: [on the phone] I know Weinstein's parents were upset,
uh, superintendent, but, but -- but I was... - Willy: And that's how Willy waters. Now, you take the hoose.
Nelson: The moose? Willy: The HOOSE! The HOOSE! ...
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Oh, Lisa, watch your camera. [Lisa turns around... - Well, I just fell like filling the house with the rich satisfying smell
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Marge, our new spokeperson, "El Viaje Misterioso... - Catching you will make me the most famous fisherman there is.
Right up there with, the... uh... that bald guy on... - Marge: [gasps] Illegal gambling in my house?
Moe:
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Simpson estate.
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