Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and faculty have a few suggestions.

Skinner: Before we draw up the budget, I believe the students and
faculty have a few suggestions.
Willy: I want a crystal bucket for my slopwater and a brand new filthy
blanket.
[Skinner stamps "Approved" on his clipboard]
Doris: The cafeteria staff is complaining about the mice in the
kitchen. I want to hire a new staff. ["Approved"]
Lisa: I'd like to start a jazz program for the music department.
We've got a really great instructor lined up. [opens door]
Skinner: [with Chalmers] Tito Puente!
[Tito plays his bongos]
Lisa: He's ready to give up the drudgery of the professional mambo
circuit and settle into a nice teaching job.
Tito: Man, it will be my pleasure. Lisa has told me all your
students are as bright and dedicated to jazz as she is.
Lisa: [nervous laugh] Let's go now, Mr. Puente. ["Approved"]
Ralph: Chocolate microscopes. ["Approved"]
Otto: You know those guitars, that are like, double guitars, you
know? ["Approved"]
Skinner: More rubber stamps. ["Approved"]
-- The basic necessities,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"