Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot. Wiggum: Just a minute!

Selma: Mr. Burns has been shot.
Wiggum: Just a minute! This isn't Mr. Burns at all! It's a mask!
[pulls at his face a little]
Wait, it _is_ Burns. Heh, his wrinkly skin, it...looks like a
mask.
Marge: I don't think we'll ever know who did this. Everyone in town's
a suspect.
Hibbert: Heh heh heh. Well, I couldn't possibly solve this mystery.
Can..._you_? [points at camera]
[camera pulls back to reveal that he's pointing at Wiggum]
Wiggum: Yeah, I'll give it a shot, I mean, you know, it's my job,
right?
-- To be continued, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"

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