Bart: You twisted old monster! [runs at him;

Bart: You twisted old monster!
[runs at him; Burns pulls back his lapel and shows a gun]
Burns: [scolds] I've decided to protect myself ever since I was
attacked in my office by an unidentified assailant.
Homer: D'oh!
McAllister: Arr. Burns, your scurvy schemes will earn ye a one way
passage to the boneyard...
Ned: I'd like to hear from Sideshow Mel.
Mel: I'll see to it that Mr. Burns suffers the infernal
machinations of hell's grim tyrant. [flicks a switchblade]
Otto: Yeah!
Burns: Oh, you all talk big. But who here has the guts to stop me?
[camera pans across still audience]
Mm hm. Very well. One last question: have you ever seen
the sun set...at three p.m.?
McAllister: Aye, once. When I was sailing 'round the arctic --
Burns: Shut up, you!
-- Burns' diabolical plan unfolds,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"