Burns: A Non-profit Organization With Oil...I Won't Allow It!

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Burns: A non-profit organization with oil...I won't allow it!
[camera pulls back to show Burns with his feet up on a tandem
exercise bike and Smithers pedaling]
An oil well doesn't belong in the hands of Betsy Bleedingheart
and Maynard G. Muskievote!
Smithers: [panting] Sir, have you had [pant] enough...[pant] exercise
for this morning?
Burns: [getting up] No. Let's go another twenty miles.
Smithers: [groaning] Oh...
[Burns begins playing pinball in another room]
-- Ever since he was a young boy...,
"Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part One"

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