Wiggum: Here is a photo of the fugitive from our files.
[holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt]
And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport
about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew! Heh -- has a, er,
statement that he would like to make. Waylon?
Smithers: Thank you. As Montgomery Burns' closest friend, I am certain
there's nothing he would want more than swift, brutal revenge
against Homer Simpson. Therefore I am offering a $50,000
reward for his capture -- dead or alive.
[everyone bustles off]
Wiggum: Oh, wow. Me first! Me first!
-- Justice is blind, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
[holds up picture of Homer in "Haig in '88" T-shirt]
And now, Waylon Smithers, uh, who's been a _real_ good sport
about that wrongful arrest thing -- whew! Heh -- has a, er,
statement that he would like to make. Waylon?
Smithers: Thank you. As Montgomery Burns' closest friend, I am certain
there's nothing he would want more than swift, brutal revenge
against Homer Simpson. Therefore I am offering a $50,000
reward for his capture -- dead or alive.
[everyone bustles off]
Wiggum: Oh, wow. Me first! Me first!
-- Justice is blind, "Who Shot Mr. Burns? Part Two"
Related:
- Wiggum: Wait a minute. If the second old geezer got shot,
how come nobody reported it? [at... - Burns: The one who shot me was...[camera pans to Smithers]
Aah!
Aah! Waylon Smithers! Smithers: [pained] Noo! Wait... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead... - Quimby: People, take it easy. We're all upset about Mr.
Burns' plan to, uh, block out our sun. It... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Smithers: [feeding him] Here comes the endangered condor into the power
lines.
I've got Bobo hot from the dryer. Careful not to burn... - Lisa: My name is Lisa Simpson and I made a chart of all the suspects
in the Burns case.
Look! [holds up a card] Mr. Burns hurt all... - Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I
call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about,... - Moe: D'oh, he's going to ruin everything! All right,
that's it, Homer: either Burns goes, or Moe...
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- screen: "Fourth season"]
[the theme from "The Flintstones" plays]
[a man looks at his watch,
and pulls a cord on a whistle] Homer: Yabba dabba doo... - Hm. Thursday. Meatloaf night. As it was, is now,
and ever shall be. -- Lisa muses on drab dinner fare... - Goodman: Whoa, would you look at this place?
Agent 2:
[speaking into a tape recorder] Sink full of dirty... - Homer: And tomorrow, I'm going to buy your ring back,
then I'm going house-hunting. Marge: Doesn't... - Krusty: Wasn't that a great Itchy and Scratchy cartoon,
kids? Well, we've got another one coming right...
