- Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact,
you don't have a lucky day this year... - You are wise, witty, and wonderful,
but you spend too much time reading this sort of trash... - Celebrate Hannibal Day this year.
Take an elephant to lunch... - Caution:
breathing may be hazardous to your health... - Remember, even if you win the rat race --
you're still a rat... - Vote for Nobody.
Nobody kept us out of war... - Vote for Nobody.
Nobody can save the economy... - Vote for Nobody.
Nobody can help you have a good time... - Vote for Nobody.
Nobody will put a chicken in every pot... - I'd give my right arm to be
ambidextrous...
