- Forgetting your superuser password is just God's way of saying
"BOOGA,
BOOGA... - A closed mouth gathers
no foot... - Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register... - Q: What's an IBM man-year?
A:
730 people trying to get a project done before noon... - Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Salvador... - There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned
away from the sun;
there's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone... - If time heals all wounds,
how come the belly button stays the same... - Death is nature's way of telling you to
slow down... - Coward:
One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs... - Idiot:
A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence...
