- If God had wanted you to go around nude
He would have given you bigger hands... - Forgetting your superuser password is just God's way of saying
"BOOGA
BOOGA!... - A closed mouth gathers
no foot... - Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register... - Q: What's an IBM man-year?
A
730 people trying to get a project done before noon... - Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent
Salvador... - There are three possibilities: Pioneer's solar panel has turned
away from the sun
there's a large meteor blocking transmission; or someone... - If time heals all wounds
how come the belly button stays the same... - Death is nature's way of telling you to
slow down... - Coward
One who in a perilous emergency thinks with his legs...
