Waiter: "Tea Or Coffee, Gentlemen?" 1st Customer: "I'll Have Tea.

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Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
1st customer: "I'll have tea."
2nd customer: "Me, too -- and be sure the glass is clean!"
(Waiter exits, returns)
Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"

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