- I can resist anything but
temptation... - Modern man is the missing link between apes and human
beings... - Earn cash in your spare time --
blackmail your friends... - Keep grandma off the streets --
legalize bingo... - Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of
Western Civilization?
Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. Xerox never... - Gravity is a myth,
the Earth sucks... - Nostalgia isn't what it used
to be... - Remember now,
no more jokes about eununchs... - Time is nature's way of making sure that everything
doesn't happen at once... - If God had wanted you to go around nude,
He would have given you bigger hands...
