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• MOUTH PLUMBER -- a dentist.
• Dentist: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
  -- Ambrose Bierce...
• DENTIST, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Dentist, n.: A Prestidigitator who, putting metal in one's mouth, pulls coins out of one's pockets.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• We use an amalgam of mercury in modern dentistry because other metals, by themselves, are not sufficiently malleable to be worked with at the normal temperatures inside the human mouth.
  But mercury- mercury is just walkin' around, right?!? -- Mike the Denti...
• It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, and an even bigger one to keep his mouth shut when he's right.
  -- Jim Fiebig...
• A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pai
• I am not a dentist.