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• Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check. -- Slick's Law of the Universe
• Slick's Three Laws of the Universe: (1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• 1) Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.
  (2) A quarter-ounce of chocolate = four pounds of fat....
• It's a bird! It's a plane! It's superman! No, it's bad news, and it flies faster than a speeding bullet, faster than a supersonic plane, faster even than superman.
  It is like a fast arrow, taking the most direct and speediest route....
• Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
• Life is to the universe as rust is to iron. We are
  in the final judgement (on a planetary scale, certainly), nothing more than an advanced form of corrosion, just one more way for the universe to wear itself out a little faster....