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Simpsons Wit
- Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from...
- Grandma Simpson & Lisa are singing "How many roads must a man walk down?" together.
Homer overhears and says, "Eight!".
Lisa: "That was...
- Lionel Huntz tells Homer: "This is the greatest case of False Advertising I've seen since I sued the movie The Never Ending Story
Episode:
Homer at the All-you-can-eat...
- T.V. Commercial for the new Springfield Waterfront shopping center:
"More over Baltimore, Springfield has stolen your idea...
- Arnold Schwartzenegger at a Press Conference for the opening of a Planet Hollywood (type restaurant) in Springfield:
Yes, it's true, the menu was personally approved by...
- Yuppie going into Mo's Bar: This place isn't a Faux-Dive;
this places is a dive!
Episode: Homer in the all-you...
- Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitters:
People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they...
- Homer: "Trying is the first step towards failure."
Episode:
The one with the Spinal Tap concert at the beginning...
- Apu: I've just enrolled in a screenwriting class. I yearn to tell the story of an idealistic young Hindu,
pushed too far by convenience store bandits. I call...
- An employee in the American Embassy in Australia, showing the Simpsons their bathroom:
To combat homesickness, we've installed a device that...
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