Homer [beginning a speech]: If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing
Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing
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- If I could just say a few words... I'd be a better public speaker.
-- Homer J. Simpson, "Much Apu About Nothing... - Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter-- Procto... - You must love this country more than I love a cold beer on a hot
Christmas morning.
-- Homer to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing... - Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing... - I wish I could have stayed one more year or two. There was so much I
wanted to see and to do and to have done to me.
-- Apu Nahassapeemapetilan, "Much Apu About Nothing... - Apu: Ohh, I fell asleep! I have forgotten everything that Mr.
Homer taught me! Lisa: Perfect. Let's roll.... - Homer: Not a bear in sight. The Bear Patrol must be working like a
charm.
Lisa: That's spacious reasoning, Dad. Homer: Thank you, dear.... - Silence is the perfectest herald of joy.
I were but little happy if I could say how much.
-- Shakespeare, Much Ado About Nothing (1564-1616)...
