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Simpsons Wit
- Chief Wiggum: Ralphie is so incredible, the special schools are all over him.
Episode: when Bart & Ralph become...
- Barney: If I did vote, I'd vote for him.
Episode: Lisa is an essay finalist about democracy,
in Washington,...
- Smithers [as nuclear plant is about to meltdown]: Sir,
there may be never be another time to say... I love...
- Lisa: [laughing at an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon] Bart,
you're not laughing. Too subtle?
Simpsons mocking...
- Krusty: I'm going to personally spit in every 50th Krusty Burger!
Homer: I like those odds!
Episode: the one when krusty...
- Principal Skinner, as he returns to Capitol City on his motorcycle:
Ah, 433rd street -- my old neighborhood
Episode: When...
- Grandpa Simpson to old lady: Hello, beautiful!
Woman:
In your dreams
Grandpa: We'll see about that! [falls...
- Rod: [taking down poster] I don't like this clown!
Bart:
Ah, I wouldn't take it down if I were you. It's a load...
- Homer to ambulance driver: I want my wife to get the best treatment money can buy!
Ambulance driver flicks switch so ambulance sign changes...
- Flanders buys, "Alcohol-free Alcohol"
Episode:
the leprosy episode, see...
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