Marge to Lisa on why people don't hire 8 year olds as babysitters: People want to hire someone mature, someone whom they can trust, that's why they hire teen agers.
Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaurant
Episode: Homer in the all-you-can-eat restaurant
Related:
- The worst thing that you can do to someone is cause them to hire a lawyer.
- Why did you hire that idiot?
You can't fool all of the people all of the time, so I'm breeding
them for stupidity.
-- President Weishaup... - People do not hire lawyers because they want justice.
People hire lawyers because they want revenge. -- Solomon Sho... - Always be smarter than the people who hire you.
- Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.... - First-rate people hire first-rate people. Second-rate people hire third-rate people.
- Marge: I'm worried that you're making too big a deal of this silly
little kiddie golf tournament.
Homer: But Marge, but this is our big chance to show up the Flandereses.... - Success is being able to hire someone to mow the lawn while you play golf for exercise.
- Second-rate people hire third-rate people. -- Leo Rosten's law
