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Simpsons Wit
- Homer's new German boss wants to chat with him.
Horst:
Homer, could ve have a word with you?
Homer: No.
Horst...
- Kent Brockman on the Olympics at Springfield: Springfield is expecting an economic boom from the Olympics like the one Sarajevo experienced after the '84 Olympics
Episode:
AABF16, The Old Man and...
- Abe: I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was.
Now, what I'm with isn't it, and what's "it" seems...
- Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class,
drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard...
- Grandpa [beginning his speech against the construction of the Monorail]:
We could spend this million building a Monorail, bu...
- Mayor Qimby: We're twice as smart as the people of Shelbyville.
Just tell us your idea, and we'll vote for it!
Episode...
- Lisa: Why build a monorail in a small town with a centralized population around a town center?
Lyle Lanley: I could answer that question for you,...
- Nelson: ...The thing about huckleberries is: once you've had fresh,
you'll never go back to canned.
[Skinner walks up]...
- Homer, to Lisa when she builds a perpetual motion machine during a teacher's strike:
In this house, we obey the laws of thermodynamics!...
- An early reference to Smither's homosexuality might be when Smither suggests,
"I don't think women and seamen [semin] mix, sir."...
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