Proctor: All right, here's your last question. What was the cause of the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter--
Proctor: Wait, wait... just say slavery.
Apu: Slavery it is, sir.
Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter--
Proctor: Wait, wait... just say slavery.
Apu: Slavery it is, sir.
Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing
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the Civil War?
Apu: Actually, there were numerous causes. Aside from the obvious schism between the abolitionists and the anti-abolitionists, there were economic factors, both domestic and inter-- Procto... - Homer [beginning a speech]: If I could just say a few words.
.. I'd be a better public speaker. Episode: 3F20, Much Apu About Nothing... - What you're saying is so understandable. And really, your only crime
was violating U.
S. law. -- Marge to Apu, "Much Apu About Nothing... - Paul: What? She's leaving home?
Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?... - Homer: All right, Marge, I'll get you your nanny. And to pay for it,
I'll give up the Civil War re-creation society I love so much.
[at Moe's, everyone, including Moe, is dressed like 1800s military generals] Moe... - Lisa: All right! Now you have all the Simpsons behind you.
Apu: That's nice, although three of you are below voting age.... - Apu: Sir, it may surprise you to know that _I_ am an immigrant.
Homer: You? Pfft, get out. -- Well, duh, "Much Apu About Nothing... - What do you say we take a relaxed attitude towards work and watch the
baseball game?
The nye [New York] Mets are my favorite squadron.... - Quimby: Are those morons getting dumber or just louder?
Assistant: [checks his clipboard] Dumber, sir. -- Dumb and dumber, "Much Apu About Nothing...
