- Greenpeace Man 1: All right! We're finally going to stop those corporate pigs from dumping that nuclear waste!
Greenpeace Man 2: Oh, no! Our boat is sinking! Burns... - Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, I'd like you to remember Matthew 7:26.
``A foolish man who who built his house on sand.''... - Episode:
Homer the... - Sideshow Bob: Hah! Attempted murder? Now honestly, what is that?
Do they give a Nobel prize for attempted chemistry... - Brich Barlow [on the radio; a Rush Limbaugh imitation]:
My friends, isn't this just typical? Another intelligent... - Lisa: This is so cool, Bart. We're just like Woodward and Bernstein.
Bart: Yeah, except their dad wasn't waiting in the... - Homer: Weasling out of work is important to learn; it is what separates humans from animals.
Except for weasels. Episode: When Bart joins the Boy... - Marge: Homer, it's very easy to criticize...
Homer:
and fun, too! Episode: when Homer coaches Bart's football... - Marge: You shouldn't pressure Bart like that
Homer:
If you know of a better way for me to live through... - Homer: My dad never believed in me. I'm not going to make the same mistake;
I'm going to be nicer to my son and meaner to my dad...
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