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• Children are a great comfort in your old age -- and they help you reach it faster, too.
  --Lionel Kauffma...
• The comfort of turning 49 is the realization that you are now too old to die young.
  -- Diskson's Rule of 49...
• Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your time.
  [claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoove...
• It is too far up for you to reach.
• Be careful what you take with you into your old age.
• Old age is too high a price to pay for maturity.
• An evil mind is a great comfort.
• Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.
  -- Franklin P. Adam...