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I Distrust Camels And Anyone Else Who Can Go A Week Without A Drink. -- Joe E.
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I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.
-- Joe E. Lewis
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I distrust camels, and anyone else who can go a week with drinking.
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Well, the handwriting is on the floor. -- Joe E. Lewi
I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that, I won't play. -- Joe E. Lewi
They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't. -- Joe E. Lewi
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
-- Joe E. Lewi...
I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating, and in fourteen days I lost two weeks.
-- Joe E. Lewi...
